i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
The colorful lockers at my new school :) IN LOVE OMG!
I’M JEALOUS MY SCHOOL IS SO RATCHET AND BASIC
i’d fight for the green one tbh
my old comment omg
we don’t have lockers
*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?
are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row
so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but
i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE
i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS
UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM
She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies
someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons
looks like this test was
a piece of cake
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing
American english is like real english but badly spelled…
English English is like American English only less pretentious
Why do we use a mix of both, confusing as hell.
I just want to point out that we (the English) use both ‘draught’ and ‘draft’, as in ‘draft beer’ (in fact either spellings can be used for that).