Mind of Waffle

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on


what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

iamyouralpha:

4mbah:

4mbah:

tbh-awkward:

omq-nut3lla:

The colorful lockers at my new school :) IN LOVE OMG!

I’M JEALOUS MY SCHOOL IS SO RATCHET AND BASIC

i’d fight for the green one tbh

my old comment omg

we don’t have lockers 

iamyouralpha:

4mbah:

4mbah:

tbh-awkward:

omq-nut3lla:

The colorful lockers at my new school :) IN LOVE OMG!

I’M JEALOUS MY SCHOOL IS SO RATCHET AND BASIC

i’d fight for the green one tbh

my old comment omg

we don’t have lockers 

ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

hospitalstays:

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school cum

mylittlepony4u:

My Little Nerdyhttp://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com/

mydogsnokes:

are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row

koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

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looks like this test was

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a piece of cake

renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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and slap

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I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing


finally, a soup that’s right for me

finally, a soup that’s right for me

thescienceofjohnlock:

pizzapig:

thebobblehat:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

English English is like American English only less pretentious

Why do we use a mix of both, confusing as hell.

I just want to point out that we (the English) use both ‘draught’ and ‘draft’, as in ‘draft beer’ (in fact either spellings can be used for that).

thescienceofjohnlock:

pizzapig:

thebobblehat:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

English English is like American English only less pretentious

Why do we use a mix of both, confusing as hell.

I just want to point out that we (the English) use both ‘draught’ and ‘draft’, as in ‘draft beer’ (in fact either spellings can be used for that).

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists